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hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

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kidanedakh:

Disney + text posts

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"No, fuck you. I was worth it."

and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via soulsscrawl)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via welcome-to-the-band-parade)

youmaytakethefloorincompetition:

*instantly assumes that people on a field are part of a marching band*
*thinks about how bad this form looks*

youmaytakethefloorincompetition:

*instantly assumes that people on a field are part of a marching band*

*thinks about how bad this form looks*

(Source: chicquelo)

thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

(via riiversongss)

"I will literally pay you to stop talking."

(Source: jessicaisgray, via bleep0bleep)

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

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piccolo-diddles:

Are you a 30-count jazz run at a 4-to-5 cause you make it hard to breathe

(via youmaytakethefloorincompetition)

lieutenantducklings:

Captain Swan Hiatus Meme5/10 scenes

Apologies. A woman as beautiful as you deserves my full and prompt attention.

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